Graar!

The Strength of a Thousand Creative Bears

With the strength of at least one thousand creative bears, I can not be stopped. Imagine a big open field with at least a thousand creative bears in it, running toward you. That is like me running toward you, all of my teeth showing.

He's totally Teddy-punk.

Outrageous Raw Style

My work is so edgy, this is the best thing I could say to get my point across: Stark plane needs together whatever, those things class eyeball, man...so back up, yo.

Way good.

I Have Received Some Quotable Praise

And if you like, sometime I will try to remember it for you.

Handy-Dandy!

Great Stocking Stuffer

I have so many applications, I am thought of as an excellent gift during gift giving seasons. Not to be weird, but you can find me in many figurative pockets.