About Me

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You found the new and improved BryanMoats.com. Way to go, you win! If you’re not already sitting, take a seat and look around.

I’m an illustrator and designer living in Arkansas with my wife, two boys, three dogs and three cats. Did you know that means our house is home to 32 different feet? Wow! Bet you can’t say that about your house.

I hope you enjoy your stay at BryanMoats.com. Be sure to send me a note letting me know what you think or if you’d like to inquire about my work. If you thirst for more, be sure to drop by my blog, Doodle Britches!

Getting to Know Me

What would I do in a perfect world and nothing stood in my way to do anything? That is a great question and I thank you for asking. I would go around asking everybody what they would do in a perfect world and nothing stood in their way to do anything. After they told me, I would wave my hands wildly and make it happen. “There! You are free of cancer!” or “There! You are now head of the Mississippi Employee Retirement System!” or “There! You know every English and non-English word that rhymes with orange!”

Then when I got to Satan, I would ask him and he would say, “That is a great question and thank you for asking.” After he told me, I would wave my hands wildly and then act really confused when nothing happened. I’d say, “Oh no! It broke! Satan, I can’t help you today!” I would do this even if he asked me for something surprisingly innocent.